Monday, February 14, 2011
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Dear Bruno Mars:
"Had your eyes wide open, why were they open?"
How do you know her eyes were open?
Yours were too, weren't they?
How do you know her eyes were open?
Yours were too, weren't they?
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
How to book it up your old rickety stairs and not make a sound
I'm a pro at this by now. You basically have to run like an idiot. But if you do it right, there'll be no one to catch you running like an idiot.
When you're running up the stairs, your legs usually come down pretty hard on the next step so that you can get to your destination faster. Instead, bend your knee right as it is coming down on the next step as to absorb the shock, rather than bending it before hand in order to push up on the step. Once you've quietly "landed" on the step, push up on it fast, leap fast to your next step (skipping stairs helps) and bend your other leg. Keep doing this.
It might take some practice, but if done right, this trick will allow you to quickly run up the stairs and get back to your bedroom without anyone even noticing you left.
When you're running up the stairs, your legs usually come down pretty hard on the next step so that you can get to your destination faster. Instead, bend your knee right as it is coming down on the next step as to absorb the shock, rather than bending it before hand in order to push up on the step. Once you've quietly "landed" on the step, push up on it fast, leap fast to your next step (skipping stairs helps) and bend your other leg. Keep doing this.
It might take some practice, but if done right, this trick will allow you to quickly run up the stairs and get back to your bedroom without anyone even noticing you left.
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